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Pope no more y se acabó
but to hold on to go on speculation 
sin salud con falsas matrices
this stench of evil singalong
sin sin y con con
campañas de difamación
I am not foul* Mr Pope I am not
like you but I am not foul
not indeed not a spoiled seedy
sin in me not even with you 
gone and many more to come


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(poetwit: series of headlines posted on twitter omualmagated to compose poetwits)

* 'I'm not foul Mr. Carson. I'm not the same as you, but I'm not foul.' PBS: Downton Abbey Season 3, episode 6



Shakespeare: As You Like It, Act III, scene 3

• Audrey. Would you not have me honest?

• Touchstone. No, truly, unless thou wert hard-favour'd; for honesty
  coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar.

• Jaques (lord). [Aside] A material fool.

• Audrey. Well, I am not fair; and therefore I pray the gods make me
  honest.

• Touchstone. Truly, and to cast away honesty upon a foul slut were
  to put good meat into an unclean dish.

• Audrey. I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am foul.

• Touchstone. Well, praised be the gods for thy foulness;
  sluttishness may come hereafter. But be it as it may be, I will
  marry thee; and to that end I have been with Sir Oliver Martext,
  the vicar of the next village, who hath promis'd to meet me in
  this place of the forest, and to couple us.

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Dios despide al papa de manera fulminante en ElMundoToday

El Vaticano ha emitido un comunicado hace pocas horas informando de que Dios ha decidido prescindir de Joseph Ratzinger. El Todopoderoso ha anunciado el despido con un mes de antelación, por lo que éste no se ejecutará hasta marzo. El cese se debe “a las extraordinarias dificultades económicas que atravesamos” y a Ratzinger solo se le pagarán 21 días por año rezado. ...