8.24.2011

Gadafui se estrella


Gadafui, te aconsejo que dejes que las estrellas te orienten o te estrellen en esta encrucijada a la que tarde o temprano llegan todos los tiranos... anda, papito, lee tu Free Will Astrology en el Miami New Times para que te orientes un poco, soldadito de plomo que estás, además de pesado y perdido, muy desubicado de tu realidad...

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I found this unusual classified ad in a small California newspaper. "Wanted: Someone to travel backwards in time with me. This is not a joke. You must be unafraid to see the person you used to be, and you've got to keep a wide-open mind about the past — I mean more wide-open than you have ever been able to. I have made this trip twice before, and I don't expect any danger, but there may be a bit of a mess. Please bring your own 'cleaning implements,' if you know what I mean." As crazy as it sounds, Gemini, I'm thinking you'd be the right person for this gig. The astrological omens suggest you'll be doing something similar to it anyway.

or this one... jejeje

Gemini 5/21 – 6/21 If you say potato on the 1st or 2nd and they swear they heard you say tomato, well, don't fret too much. After all, when it comes to making a salad, a tomato is just as good as a potato. It just means adjusting a little, and being willing to serve an entirely different kind of salad than you'd planned. Get upset about it, though, and the month could be off to a rocky start. Which way would you prefer things to go? After all, it is up to you to set the mood. By the 5th and 6th, you have a real insight, and that feels good. In fact, you could use this insight to help a whole lot of people. So what are you waiting for? Business progresses at its own pace on the 10th and 11th, even if you wish it would move faster. You're feeling social on the 17th and 18th, which means you should get together with friends. You're feeling great and looking downright fantastic on the super successful 22nd and 23rd. Have a ball! Take your time communicating on the 28th and 29th. Ready for romance? It's ready for you on the 30th and 31st.